April, 1999

	Headlines We'd Like to See This is an annual April Fools' feature of The Owl. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely satirical.
	From the University Librarian Column by Hannelore Rader
	General News Awards and information on KLA's Support Staff Round Table
	News News from Departments and Teams
	LIFEstyle Opening the Doors to Healthier and Stress-Free Living by Alice Abbott-Moore ... ... will not appear in this month’s issue. Alice is busy smoking cigars and hanging out with her buddies at the White Castle ... April Fools!
	Thank You Thanks to our news collectors and contributors

	The Owl is published monthly (except January and August) by the University of Louisville Libraries, Louisville, KY 40292. Co-Editors: Robin Harris (852-6083) and Amy Purcell (852-1861) Editorial Board: Teresa Bowden, Bill Carner, David Horvath, Erea Marshall, Mark Paul. Layout: Bob Roehm. Web Design: Mark Paul Deadline for publication is the 21st of each month.
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